One reason why you might consider killing yourself
…perhaps you feel that your dick is too small?
This came a few days ago where a teen committed sucide because he felt that his privates were too small and was convinced that there was something physically wrong with him. Strange to me that the newspaper felt that the issue was BIG -ahem- ;) enough to warrant the front page of the local section.
Seems to me that the local papers do have their little tabloid tendencies at times.
It might get interesting if the government decides to do a statistical survey for this? :D